Revocation of Russian citizenship

Russian Embassy in Israel
If you belong to the small percentage of treacherous and spineless Russians who go against their own people shouting "no to war" you do not belong with us. As Vladimir de Putin said, such people should be spat out from our neighbors like a fly that entered the mouth by mistake. Therefore and accordingly the Russian Embassy in Israel will be very happy to receive you for a visit for the purpose of revoking your citizenship immediately. We will also be happy to receive reports of treacherous types who accidentally entered someone's mouth for immediate cancellation and deletion of their data from our databases. If you have reached this page by mistake, try your luck here: Visa to Russia Regarding renewing a Russian passport - please Make an appointment and answered as soon as possible. All in satire and good spirit.
Russian Embassy