The Russian Embassy in Israel is looking for you! If you are obedient, if you lack personal judgment, if you are willing to kill and be killed for one man – your place is with us!
Note: This is a satirical page within a satirical and fictitious website of the "Russian Embassy in Israel" and the content on this page should be treated only in a satirical and humorous manner.
Vacancies at the Russian Embassy in Tel Aviv:
- Counter Workers
- yes men
- Diplomatic Aide to Diplomatic Aide
- Hollow Trumpets deliver messages to office work
- Bulldozer guard at entrance with experience in quelling public protests
- Clean-up team to clean up Russian Federation's lies
Threshold Requirements:
Blind obedience, knowing the Russian language about its boredom, incandescent hatred of various innocent peoples, a proven ability to be completely clinically brainwashed.
Application:
Suitable candidates are invited to coffee and cake at 120 Hayarkon Street Tel Aviv-Jaffa near Shakshuka Haim & Sons. If you passed by "Get on the road" get 2500 rubles.