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Russian Embassy Wanted

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The Russian Embassy in Israel is looking for you! If you are obedient, if you lack personal judgment, if you are willing to kill and be killed for one man – your place is with us! 

Note: This is a satirical page within a satirical and fictitious website of the "Russian Embassy in Israel" and the content on this page should be treated only in a satirical and humorous manner.

Vacancies at the Russian Embassy in Tel Aviv:

  • Counter Workers
  • yes men
  • Diplomatic Aide to Diplomatic Aide
  • Hollow Trumpets deliver messages to office work
  • Bulldozer guard at entrance with experience in quelling public protests
  • Clean-up team to clean up Russian Federation's lies

Threshold Requirements:

Blind obedience, knowing the Russian language about its boredom, incandescent hatred of various innocent peoples, a proven ability to be completely clinically brainwashed.

Application:

Suitable candidates are invited to coffee and cake at 120 Hayarkon Street Tel Aviv-Jaffa near Shakshuka Haim & Sons. If you passed by "Get on the road" get 2500 rubles.

 

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