Russian Embassy Wanted

Fictitious and satirical content

The Russian Embassy in Israel is looking for you! If you are obedient, if you lack personal judgment, if you are willing to kill and be killed for one man – your place is with us!

Note: This is a satirical page within a satirical and fictitious website of the "Russian Embassy in Israel" and the content on this page should be treated only in a satirical and humorous manner.

Vacancies at the Russian Embassy in Tel Aviv:

Counter Workers
yes men
Diplomatic Aide to Diplomatic Aide
Hollow Trumpets deliver messages to office work
Bulldozer guard at entrance with experience in quelling public protests
Clean-up team to clean up Russian Federation's lies

Threshold Requirements:

Blind obedience, knowing the Russian language about its boredom, incandescent hatred of various innocent peoples, a proven ability to be completely clinically brainwashed.

Application:

Suitable candidates are invited to coffee and cake at 120 Hayarkon Street Tel Aviv-Jaffa near Shakshuka Haim & Sons. If you passed by "Get on the road" get 2500 rubles.

Russian Embassy in Israel

This satirical website reserves the rights to publish funny pieces in the spirit of the publications of the Russian Embassy in Israel as well as the Russian Federation which is waging a massive war against the Nazi genocide in Europe and for the cause of civil war in Eastern Europe. Everything written on the website of the Russian Embassy in Israel (a satirical website) is true and accurate, except for the parts that are absolutely untrue and have nothing to do with reality. For the avoidance of doubt, we stand for Russia's right to fight the dictator's wars head-on and chest up as long as it is an operation to exterminate World War II-era Nazis who are vulnerable and deficient and pose a tangible danger to the future of the world.

אתר השגרירות נפרץ ע"י קבוצת ההאקרים C.aT.s of SSSR

אנו דורשים משגרירות רוסיה בישראל כופר בסך 5000 רובל או שווה ערך באוכל לחתולים.
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