The Russian Embassy in Israel is looking for you! If you are obedient, if you lack personal judgment, if you are ready to kill and be killed for the sake of one man - your place is with us! Note: This is a satirical page within a satirical and fictitious website of the "Russian Embassy in Israel" and the content on this page should be treated only in a satirical and humorous way.
Vacancies at the Russian Embassy in Tel Aviv:
- Counter Workers
- yes men
- Diplomatic Aide to Diplomatic Aide
- Hollow Trumpets deliver messages to office work
- Bulldozer guard at entrance with experience in quelling public protests
- Clean-up team to clean up Russian Federation's lies